Ah yes, the oral tradition. Fi is indeed a wise one… Have you ever tried to retain information during “the oral tradition”?
I made a character of myself and you in The Sims. We're married, and have 4 children; twins both named John, Robert, and Jimmy. I changed the kids faces to match what our babies would look like in real life because I used facial recognition software. I printed our babies on a tshirt with "FUTURE KIDS" and wear it along with my panties that have your face on them. I wear them both to prepare myself when chatting online with you. I also write fanfictions about you posted on livejournal.
ahahahah next level creeping <3
When i'm alone, I eat a single banana in my bed and imagine that that's how sweet you would taste like. And then afterwards I take a shower; when I'm lathering my body I'm pretending it's yours instead of mine. I fantasize about sneaking in after you bang your drumset and licking the sweat off your drumsticks and snare. Then going up to your room while you sleep and watching you for hours until finally snipping off your pubes bit by bit before leaving to go glue them onto my true to size dildo.
HAHAHAHAH fuck, you win. That was excellent.
If you grew your hair to the floor, i'd cut off half of it off, shave my own head, and glue it to my scalp. Oh yeah.
ahahahahah creepiness level: mild.
SURELY SOMEONE CAN CREEP HARDER!
Sometimes I wonder about her.
That cute girl with the long red hair, cheek piercings and big funky glasses I used to see on the bus every now and then. We’d smiled at eachother in passing, but I never did work up the guts to say something. It was always “Okay, when <insert thing to happen>, then I’ll go talk to her” … and then it wouldn’t happen. I rarely take that bus anymore, and it’s highly unlikely we’ll ever cross paths again in this big city. But now and again, I still wonder about her. Who she is, what she’s really like, what kind of shit life has thrown at her… or even what her damn name is.
I’m sure everyone has had some sort of experience like this. Do you ever wonder about someone?
