fuck his best friend
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird
ugh y’know that feeling when you just wanna grab a good butt?
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
jacking off before going to sleep is truly hit or miss because you either fall right to sleep or you sit in your bed for 20-30 minutes like
"why do i continue to put myself through this?"
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas