When i'm alone, I eat a single banana in my bed and imagine that that's how sweet you would taste like. And then afterwards I take a shower; when I'm lathering my body I'm pretending it's yours instead of mine. I fantasize about sneaking in after you bang your drumset and licking the sweat off your drumsticks and snare. Then going up to your room while you sleep and watching you for hours until finally snipping off your pubes bit by bit before leaving to go glue them onto my true to size dildo.
HAHAHAHAH fuck, you win. That was excellent.
